Ms Leong Sux

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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