How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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