- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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