What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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