Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...