Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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dallen loves penis

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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