I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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