- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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