- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Wanna hear a joke? no

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