Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

You want to hear a joke? Republican

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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