- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

poopy is poopy

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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