- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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