- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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