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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What is white and black and red all over.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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