roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Take part of what?

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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