- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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