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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

who is really lanky? james cornish

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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