- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

like most people my age. im 27

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Neither have I

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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