- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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