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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

why does the man appear fat he is

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Women deserve equal rights.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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