- Anti Joke

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one