A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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