Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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like if your cool

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