What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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jews

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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whats white jizz

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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