Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

knock knock come in

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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