- Anti Joke

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Whats green? The color green.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

what's black and can't swim?

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door