- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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