Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

rent a cops

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

The Blonde walked into a wall.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

A man died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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