A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Anti Joke

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