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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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