- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

David Cameron

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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