What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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