- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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