What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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