- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Camerons hair is Curly..

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

whats 2+2? 4

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

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