Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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