- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Guess what? You guessed it.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What's half of 8? o

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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