- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Beka has AIDS

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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