- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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