- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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