Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

hey hey apple

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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