One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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