- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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