- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

No your aunties a joke

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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