What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

you know whats not funny white boards.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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