What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

here's a joke... the american education society

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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