- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

an american walks out of a strip club.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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