- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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