How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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