- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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