How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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