Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

A man walks into a vagina

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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