- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Equal rights!

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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