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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Why? Because.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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