- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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