- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??