- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

race-car = rac-ecar

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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