- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Knock Knock Who's there

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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