- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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