- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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