- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What is black and looks like a person A black person

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

your mama so old, shes dead.

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