- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Roses are red, yup.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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