- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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