- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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