FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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