- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

You are joking right?

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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