- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

whats hairy and crys your mom

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

roses are red poo is poo

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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