What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why so serious ?

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

someone called someone else a frog

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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