- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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