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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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