- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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