whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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