- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Kevin and Ramin

penis. nuff said.

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