Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Yes

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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