- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Poker? I barely even know her.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

A seal walks into a club.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Tucker Rivera

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??