Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

George W. Bush

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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