Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

LeBron in the fourth quarter

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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