A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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