Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Women's rights

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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