- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Badabing.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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