- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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