- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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