What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Alchohol.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Anti Joke

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