- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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