A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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