what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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