One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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A guy walks into a bar

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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