- Anti Joke

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Knock Knock Come in

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn