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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

will you like this joke my sources say no

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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