- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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