Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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