What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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