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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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a black man pays his child support

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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