- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Canadians

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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