- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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