- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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