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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

I'm Batman.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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