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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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An anti-joke

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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