Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Racial Equality

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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