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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Knock, knock. Come in.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Whats two plus two Four!

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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