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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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