A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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