johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What are annoying? Ads.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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