A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Poop

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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