- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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