- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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