- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Brain fart

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

the sky is green no it is not

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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