What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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