- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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