A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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