- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

womans rights...

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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