Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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